Dear Pungents, I need a punny headline for my article about our volunteers at the Canadian Opera Company. It’s an article that talks about how great our volunteers are and encourages others to get involved. Got any suggestions? ~Mariza, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Their hard work brings volunteers to our eyes.”
2) “Volunteering at the COC – can you Handel it?”
3) “Our volunteers really run the show; it’s the tail Wagnering the dog.”
4) Quote from a volunteer: “I love showing people to their seats… ‘Aisle B, Back’ next season for sure.”
5) “Our volunteers orchestrate the production.” (play on words)
6) “Join our Wolf gang!”
7) “Our volunteers are some pretty phat ladies.”