There’s this local band – called Pilate – that makes me giddy. If I were to bump into them on the street, or backstage at their next concert, what should I say to impress them? ~ Natasha, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1)”I read that Prince William listens to your music during his flying lessons… I guess he’s an heir playin’ Pilate!”
2) “I heard your album outside a pastry shop at 3 am – talk about pie late.”
3)”I searched through seven piles of my cds, but I can’t find yours. Should I check pile eight?”
FINALLY
4)”Wow, Pilate – you guys really knock me un-Pontius!”