RAZOR LITTLE HELL

Dear PunGents, I need a roller derby name!! I want something feminine but intimidating. My friend is Maimin’ Dame — I’d love something along those lines, I’m a hairdresser by trade. My last name is Funk. I drive a Jeep but whatever you can come up with! ~Rebecca, Albany

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Scissor Sister
2. Edward Scissorlegs
3. Cutie Cuts
4. Cuttles
5. What The Funk
6. Slice-za Minelli
7. Razor Lille Hell
8. Jeep Thrills
9. Jeep Trick / Jeep Trixie