One of my work colleagues has an infinite number of somewhat lame stories that he inflicts on anyone who will listen: usually me. Please save me from lameness with a pun for the next time he corners me! ~ Agnes G, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You must work in pre-production, because this is a story–bored.”
2) “Does this story have a point, because I can use it to poke out my eyes!” (NOT a pun per se, but still funny)