How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
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How do they clone dead royalty?
With a Princess Die.
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What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.
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A misplaced comma can cause a lot of confusion. Did you know that Nicholas Cage auditioned for Dirty, Hairy?
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Which actress wobbled when she walked? Lucille Ball.
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Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
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Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
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Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
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The ancient Egyptians were fans of Miley’s ancestor, who was also Osiris.
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Most paparazzi are star-craving mad.
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The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.