Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
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Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
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Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
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In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
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Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
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All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
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Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
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I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
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What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!
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An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.