Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
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Which philosopher was most concerned about mall opening and closing times?
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Louis Armstrong doing spots for Nike? Jazz do it!
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Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
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Star Trek TNG gossip: Picard filmed a provocative tape with Kim the Cardassian, and he didnt even riker. He wasnt even a tractor to her. She had photon mouth disease. But she had a crusher on him, and held on to the data anyway. When it was released he called her a dirty Worf. She called him a little Wesley. They apparently used Vulcanized rubbers. But afterwards they weren’t beaming.
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People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
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Which Transformers had fake breasts?
The Decepticones.