On Halloween we will not pun. Instead we make candied observations.
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puns about puns
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NED: Did you hear the pun about the sick bird?
ED: No…
NED: Well I can’t tell you.
ED: Why not?
NED: Because – it’s ill eagle.
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How many puns until you are afraid of puns? A: Approx. one pun-dread.
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We don’t make gasoline puns, because they’re rather fuelish.
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The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
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The bodybuilding punster pumped irony.
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My friend knows that a bon mot is like a secret magical password. ‘Oh, pun!’, says ami.
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The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
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Puns about liver: they may taste awful, but they’re chock full of iron-y.