To a vegetarian, meat is murder. But for a sandwich, meat is mortar.
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PIE IN THE SKY
Dear Pun Gents,
I need a name or saying for pecan trees. A catchy phrase to get people to buy pecan trees. ~Kelsey, Savannah, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- What’s that? Go ahead and pecan
- Pecan your nose: it smells delicious.
- It does nut get butter than this
- Omega’wd! Pecans are good for you.
- A pecan tree: pie in the sky
- Choose the fat
- Let your branches drupe
- Plant Parenthood
- They’re nut-richious
- It grows in the dessert
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BOOZO THE CLOWN’S
Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Boozooka Joe’s
- Tickety Booze
- Al’s Cohality Liquor
- Winers: We are the Champagnes!
- Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
- Glass Sippers
- Subourbon
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SLICE-ZY BEHAVIOR
Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
- When I see cake, icing for joy.
- Flantastic Voyage
- Give Piece a Chance
- Jack Frosting