Dear Pungents, I need a headline/title for an article about public transportation (bus system) and how dirty and gross it is. Please ‘transfer’ me to the right person! ~Joshua, Ottawa, Ontario
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) From public transit to ‘pube-lice’ transit
2) Fare is foul!
3) Metro-city atrocity: riding the vomit comet
4) Filthy, grimy transit = bad for bus-iness