Dear Pungents, I’ve got a line of jewelery based around vaginas. I’m looking for some puns based around vaginas for my website. Please help as I’m not funny ~Beth, Leeds, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Muff and polish your jewelry.
- I do like beaver pelts, but not vagina jewels.
- Diamonds in the muff.
- Time to go muff diamond.
- Evulvalution in jewelry.
- Present it to your loved one in the vulva’d-covered box.