WE’VE ACHIEVED CRITICAL MASS

Dear Pun Gents, I need a headline for an article I’m writing for our church newsletter—about new members who will be inducted into the church upon completion of membership classes. ~Tuan, Honolulu, HI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. We’ll be enjoying some wine and Jesus.
2. We hope you find Yahweh around.
3. Want some pastor and meets us?
4. Flock up your daughters!