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You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

02/11/2026 · The Pun Gents

You can get in trouble in the hood today, if you flash the Old Gang Sign.

Tagged: auld lang syne, crime, gangs, holidays, new year's day

Categories Pun of the Day Tags auld lang syne, crime, gangs, holidays, new year's day

What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.

A famous composer was also a cyclist. But he refused to ride his new bach, because of the handel bars. So he took it back to the chopin began to rattle off a lizst of complaints. “Grrr… Schwinns,” he cried. But the store owner didn’t understand his unwillingness to ride. ‘Hey, it’s beets hooven‘ he said, ‘especially if you’re bizet! I was hoofin’ the other day, and got gum on my schubert!’ Riding is certainly better than taking de bussy; except if your bike is too heavy. This fellow’s ride weighed 20 kilobrahms! He took a ride by a painter’s castle once and admired the moat’s art. But some half-German, half-Russian idiot almost ran him over – what a scheisskopfsky! The composer fell headlong into a dog turd: a wipeout of operatic proportions – it was poo-chinny! He almost baroque his face, and was so shamed he went into haydn. Lessons learned? Cycling is a taste one must a choir. But if you decide to give up halfway through a ride, de bussy now comes with a bike-rachmaninoff!

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