“CAN U NAME MY BUSINESS?”

Dear Pungents, My friend wants to open a gelateria and has commissioned me to come up with punny names for her shop. Can you come up with non flavour-specific suggestions that don’t involve, “I scream…” or “gelata flavours…”? ~ Toxic Chi, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Gelotto – where every flavour wins
2) Gellice/Gellous Lovers
3) The Naked Spooner
4) Hello Gello
5) Tutti Gefrutti
6) Cold Mountain
7) Gelly Belly
8) Gello Concerto
9) Gelava
10) Creamophilia
11) Licker Barn
12) Sweetish Beauties
13) Gelactica
14) Smoothios

[Not all are puns, but good names nevertheless!]

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