T-DOT POTSHOTS

Dear Pungents: my parents will be visiting from the East Coast in May. I’d like some pungerific words of advice for when they navigate the streets of Toronto. Thanks as always! ~ East Coast Dog, Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “If you’re visiting the Japanese area, wok – don’t run.”

2) “There’s more to Toronto than just CN the tower.”

3) “If you go to the Royal Ontario Museum, check out the donkey that’s on loan from the Enterprise. It’s ROM-mule-in!”

4) “Be careful doing laundry in Miss-a-sock-a!”

5) “Lost downtown? Remember that west of the DVP, the grass is always greener and the street is always Bloor.”

6) “Don’t be afraid to get your feet dirty walking around – that’s why they’re called Tar-on-toenians!”

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