Pun of the Day Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally? No – as a vampire, he was undeed. 05/13/2025 · The Pun Gents Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally? No – as a vampire, he was undeed. Tagged: horror, the occult, vampires HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)