After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”

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1. I think I seeded this plot on “LAWN ORDER” last year.

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