Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.
Pun of the Day
landscaping
Pun of the Day
After being turfed from his job, the grass thief was sod by police. There was evidence that he was carrying a blade. Also, he sent his wife a John Deere letter. But before lawn he was caught. The man said “I just can’t run no mower.”
Pun of the Day
Arabia remains arid and grassless, despite the best efforts of the House of Saud.
Pun of the Day
I don’t usually water my grass in the morning, but I guess I’m lawn over dew.