Pun of the Day Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity. 04/14/2022 · The Pun Gents Ashamed of my weight, I eat pies in secret. It’s a flandestine activity. Tagged: food and drink, psychological disorders HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)