Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
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Grizzly bear pickup lines: ‘What’s ursine?’
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My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
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Don’t ask us to make puns about voyeurism. It’s not our perv view.
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Some politicians are in the pocket of the mapmakers lobby, and other spatial interest groups.
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I met a cannibal in Mongolia. He told me to Gobi dessert.
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People with diabetes shouldn’t fool around. No more hanky pancreas!
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Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.
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How would you describe most songs about farts?
Quite smell odious.
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Classic Cannibal Menu:
- Smoked Salman appetizers, followed by Irish Stu, made with ground Chuck and sausage Patty; served with Trishkebobs and Eds of lettuce on the side.
- For dessert: Adam’s apple pie, and J-Lo pudding pops.
- To drink: Tina Colada or a Ron and Coke.