Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.
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I’m a bazookeeper? 
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Someone overturned my port-a-potty! So I pressed litigation, hiring lawyer John Flip Sues-a
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‘Lizard bacon’ is an idea I thought of while smoking my-iguana. It turned out to taste quite skinky.
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Are there child-eating pigs in Tottenham?
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The Queen ordered that all the redwoods in England be cut down, because despite their height they gave very little shade. “They are guilty,” she said, “of high tree sun.”
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What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.
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It must be pretty rough living in Corsica.
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My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
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Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.