My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
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Which mathematical sequence is a lie? The Fibbin atcha series.
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Creating genetic hybrids of a species is known as animalgamation.
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Do dominatrixes always work in teams?
Yes – pervs of the leather flog together.
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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
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Which assassin farted in a crowded theatre box?
John Wilts Booth.
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We dusted off our Facebook fan page. As a treat, here’s a photo album of every Punshine!
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The immigrant who fell into a wood chipper was a victim of ethnic slurries.
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Anyone crossing the Lone Star State on foot surely Texas time.
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Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.