Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.
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Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.
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Which reptiles have a sixth sense? Alligaydars
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When Napster hit the music industry, it was like Sharenobyl.
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Travelling Roma are complex – they are a many-laired people.
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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
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Before they hatch, go to the bank and open a chicken egg count.
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Soda going flat is just the loss of fizzics in action.
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Join the circus and put your life on the lion. You’ll have all the trapeze of success. It’s in tents. So go for the juggler.