Poor hamsters run in circles, but posh rodents enjoy the ferrets wheel.
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Would a flower-powered car run on vase-oline?
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Bjork sings in Icelandic pentameter?
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What do rabbits say before feasting on your garden? “Lettuce prey.”
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The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
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A prison inmate’s favourite cuisine is Cajun.
A dominatrix’s favourite cuisine: Thai.
A bridgesbuilder’s favourite: Spanish.
Race car driver’s favourite: Russian.
Track and field star’s favourite: Polish.
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Which rocker is famous for his sugary ballads? Bon-bon Jovi
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To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
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They found the cure for marsupial diarrhea in Koala Lumper.
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Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.