How does the Asian mafia recruit new members?
They Tri ads.
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
Pun of the Day
When it comes to constipation, I’ve been a colonic underachiever.
Pun of the Day
A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
Pun of the Day
The hard-luck hunter preyed and preyed.
Pun of the Day
Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Pun of the Day
Never trust a talking cat. It might be lion!
Pun of the Day
I need an Italian to paint my ceiling. I might call Angelo.
Pun of the Day
After I gave my childhood tormentor a wedgie I was accused of acting unfashion a bully.