Dear Pun Gents, a pun about yoga. ~Christina, Wayne, NJ
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Welcome Om
- The Love Chakra
- Hell Hatha No Fury
- Dude, Where’s My Karma?
- Man to Mantra
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GUINESSCOLOGISTS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m running an Irish 5k and need a funny Irish team name for about 5 or 6 girls. ~Whitney, De Pere, WI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- O’Galleys
- The Blar Knees
- Liffey Is Short
- Guinesscologists
- The Irish Race
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YOU AND WHOSE RNA?
Dear Pun Gents, I would also (please!) like a roller derby name for myself. I’d like a powerful/mean one that pertains to DNA (I’m a DNA analyst). Thank you! ~Kiersten, Orlando, FL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mean Jean
- Helix on Wheels
- Shelix
- Broken Ribos
- DNA, Princess of Wails
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HOUSE MUSIC
Dear Pun Gents, We are forming a curling team with a bunch of fun folks. One of the team names is ‘We Swept With Your Wife.’ There are girls and boys and a lot of music lovers. But I’m not a fan of ‘Rolling Stones’ as a name. We often refer to people as savages and could use that in the name. ~Heather, Saint John, NB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bonspiel Jovi
- BRush
- Curler me Badd
- Die! Mannequins
- Turn Around Bright Ice
- Rink Ho Starrs
- Broom Broom Pow
- Baby Got Tap Back
- Big Wrecked Shot
- Savagenesis
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STOUT YOUR ENGINES
Dear Pun Gents, I and three others are participating in the Beer Olympics. I need a team name related to drinking. Thanks! ~Sarah, Sheperdstown
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stout Your Engines
- Beeronimo!
- We’re No Lagereds
- Head of the Competition
- Race Your Glass
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YOU OUGHT TO GO SEE A SHRINKAGE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a charity for the Special Olympics; I’m gonna jump in a frozen lake. I need a team name. Something with “goal” in it. ~Tiffany, Belleville, MI
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Polar Bare Skins
- Goal Disoriented
- Brrrainiacs
- It’s So Goaled!
- Freezes Pieces
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STICK MARKET
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun or slogan for a sports launch at school, advertising the different sports available. We are advertising indoor hockey (similar to field hockey), which is girls-only at this particular school. Thanks! ~Robin, Cape Town
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stick With It
- The Netter, the Better
- Do the Hockey Puckey
- We Work at Shooters
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THE SOCIAL NET WORTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Social Net Worth
- Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
- The Meridia [‘the mere idea’] of it is shocking…
- Facebook splits the ATM
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THAR DERBY DRAGONS
Dear Pun Gents, I need a roller derby name. My last name has “brat” in it and I like all things nerdy. A science-y name would be awesome. I also rock climb, so climber-slang like flash or bomber. 80s cartoons and punk references are also good for me. ~Amy, Vancouver
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Bratzooka Jo
- Nerdzerker
- My Little Pwnage
- Heel on Wheels
- Flashed Kiss
- Barracuda O’Bomber
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SQUAT WOULD JESUS DO?
Dear Pun Gents, our church is presenting a seminar on holistic fitness which would include the physical, emotional and spiritual. We would like a catchy title for the event. ~Ron, Toronto (long-time fan)
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Drop and Give Me Twenty Hail Maries
- Soular Power
- Shake Psalm Action
- Squat Would Jesus Do?