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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a punny name for a new blog. Something shorter and more clever than, “One man’s quest for figuring out how to plan a gay wedding while negotiating freaked-out family drama and keeping sight of the real reason for getting married – the other groom.” Thanks! ~Brian, Boulder, CO
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Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick
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Dear Pun Gents, we have to rename a liquor store. My wife runs it full-time. We sell beer, spirits, a little wine. Blue-collar store in an old neighborhood. ~Matt, Shawnee, KS (long-time fan)
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun for a shot glass for a bachelorette party. It’s a run of the mill drinking party. Something unique. ~Michelle, Windsor, ON
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA
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Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the ‘BUMspiel’ – BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for an office team in a transportation engineering firm, but no one on the team is an engineer. ~Amy, Salt Lake City, UT
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m wanting a Valentine’s Day pun based around the themes weight loss / gym / love handles / exercise / etc. ~Lach, Brisbane, Australia
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Dear Pun Gents, We’re looking for a clever name for our women’s tennis team. We’re a city, public court team that plays out of Golden Gate Park in San Francisco. ~Nina, San Francisco (long-time fan)
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Dear Pun Gents, we did a science project on how fast you can shoot a hockey puck and we need a title! ~Jen, Laurel, MD
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