Puns on Demand

Dear Pun Gents, we need a legal based pub name for our social event, even better if it also included the number 4. Many thanks! ~Will, London

Dear Pun Gents, I'm putting together a bachelorette-party 5k run for the bridesmaids. Looking for a pun to put on the t-shirts. ~Maria, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Chick Click Clique
2. The Sprintcess Bride
3. Wedding Train-ing

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a beach theme for a dog party. ~Jen, Durango, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. This party totally drools!
2. Dachshund Through the Sand
3. Life's a Bitch
4. 24-hour party pitbulls in the house!
5. Dog Days of Summer

Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
2. He seems very claim and collected today.
3. Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
4. He doesn't know squat about marriage.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

1. Good to the last drop-off
2. Rum-runners
3. Spirits of St. Louis
4. Ethanol-inclusive
5. De-livery
6. Ba car di
7. Broken Down Golf Carts

Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The pain isn't mightier
2. Check your PainPal account
3. Stop painment

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

1. Beelzebub
2. Buzzooka Joe
3. The Great Swarmy
4. Attila the Honey
5. Queentin Tarantino
6. Bumble Rap

Dear Pun Gents, I need pun for a headline on review of the musical South Pacific. ~Elaine, Dallas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Someone should throw the cast away.
2. You Guada see it!
3. Come out for Emile and a musical.
4. I've got half an ocean to sea it again.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a catchy pun for my new blog. Something related to 'William'. ~William, Houston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Bill Blog Baggins
2. Writing My Will
3. Post All Bills
4. I Am Will I Am