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POLAR POWERED

02/02/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we need a pun for our polar bear plunge team that includes of five or six teenage girls, and my dad.~Cathleen, Middleton, DE

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ice-Q
  2. Frigidimate Behavior
  3. Cold Man and the Sea
  4. A Foolish Ocean
  5. Bear Bottoms
  6. Freeze the Children
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)

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STATE OF THE PUN-ION

01/28/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I’d like a pun in response to President Obama’s State of the Union speech. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The President really dropped Obama last night.
  2. There was a lot of security in Washington for the speech. They emptied all the Baracks.
  3. He promises action on Steve Jobs – and with the iPad, he’s delivered!
  4. Why is he threatening to punish Banksy?
  5. He’s repealing ‘don’t ask, don’t tell.’ Finally he has his gaze on the military!
  6. Another foreign policy blunder: a tax credit for Somali business?

Help Adam out: Comment below with your $0.02

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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40 LOVE-MADS

01/27/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, we’re a women’s tennis team in Madison. A play on “Madtown”  or “mad” would be helpful.  Most of us are over 40. ~Susan, Madison, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Mad-dames [French]
  2. Tennisisters
  3. The Racquettes
  4. The Mad-ri-gals
  5. Madisinners
  6. Madopause
  7. Madwesterners

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

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CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH

01/26/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. He’s had another stroke.
  2. Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
  3. He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
  4. When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
  5. John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
  6. He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
  7. Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.

HELP CODY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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RETURN TO SENATOR

01/25/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, I would like some puns related to the election in Massachusetts. ~Adam, Plymouth, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Health care reform suffers Brown-out
  2. Obama does penance in Mass.
  3. Insure-ection!
  4. They opened up a Kennedy wupass.
  5. Massa-chooses-shit

HELP ADAM OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

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TRIPLE TEAM

01/24/2010 1 comment

Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny name for a 3v3 basketball team. ~Tony, St. Louis

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Three Guys, Six Balls
  2. Nothing but Ned, Ed and Fred
  3. Slam Allelekum
  4. Dunkin Go Nuts
  5. The Three Pointer Sisters
  6. The Trouble with Triples
  7. Threedom Train

HELP TONY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.

(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

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XBO 2010

01/24/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a new Xbox live name. I was hoping you guys could use my name or part of my name in it. Thanks! ~Richard, Troy, MI (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. For richard or poorer
2. Troy Again
3. Just Troy Mi
4. Ric Hard

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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INFO-ATTAINMENT

01/22/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we’re updating our clients information and have to call people to update/confirm email addresses. We’re forming teams to do it in. Any ideas? Cheers! ~Marlon, Melbourne

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Address for Success
  2. Track Team
  3. Emailleability
  4. The Check is in the Email
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

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SLICE-ZY BEHAVIOR

01/22/2010 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, need a pun on a cake auction. ~Kelly, Chiefland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Congratulations, you’ve just won a brand new carb!
  2. When I see cake, icing for joy.
  3. Flantastic Voyage
  4. Give Piece a Chance
  5. Jack Frosting
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)