Puns on Demand

Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend's name is Eddie and mine is Rachel and we are 19. We need a team name for a beer pong tournament. Clever ideas? ~Rachel, Vancouver

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Beers in Heaven
2. Barley Legal
3. Teenlagers
4. Blue Beer

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for my new blog involving my name, 'Jenna'.  Something witty and funny would be cool. The blog is about a preparing my art portfolio so you could mess around with that? Whatever you like. Thanks Gents. ~Jenna, Dublin, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Jenna Side
2. Jenna Tattoos
3. Jennaology
4. Jennaflection
5. Jen Irrational
6. Jennarosity

Dear Pun Gents, a pun on the Oregon Ducks vs. USC Trojans (they are playing on Hallowe’en). ~C, Eugene, OR

Dear Pun Gents, I'm looking for team names for members of our operations department, which consists of custodians, maintenance, and technology. ~Lisa, St. Louis, MO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Special Mops Team
2. Caretaking of Business
3. The Wringers
4. Closet-Maintenance Workers

Dear Pun Gents, our department is looking for ultrasound puns, preferably around five or so. Thanks! ~Bella, New York City

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ultrasound? Ow, my ear hertz!
2. Ultrasounds can be used to detect gravidy.
3. John Lennon was an ultrasound technician. You know, "Imaging all the People."
4. Ultrasound machines are unreliable. They break down with high frequency.

Dear Pun Gents, puns for a bachelorette party at a bowling alley. ~Michelle, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Let's get lane tonight.
2. Your balls will not be spared.
3. Fingering Balls

Dear Pun Gents, I need some puns that combine driving and cycling. They need to promote cycling. ~London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Get out of your car. You're never two tired to ride.
2. Bikers aren't crazy. They're just cyclopathic.
3. Don't Door-a- the explorer. Watch for cyclists.
4. Don't piss off a cyclist. They get cranky.

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a government AP class sweatshirt. ~Jhudora, Redwood City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. What's AP?
2. AP go lucky
3. When you work in the government, you get to take an AP all day.
4. Class AP all the way

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun related to youth, performing arts, music, science or something relevant for a youth showcase exhibit. ~Nhi, Sydney, Australia

Dear Pun Gents, We need a team name for a dozen women running a relay race:  a 'Saints' race in June and a 'Sinners' race in October. ~Wendy, Pleasant Grove, UT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Chicks with Styx
2. The Lois Lanes
3. Batoning the Hatches
4. Apostles of Hustle