Pun of the Day How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer. 02/23/2024 · The Pun Gents How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer. Tagged: pigs, random HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)