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Pun of the Day

01/04/2026 · 1 comment

To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, celebrities, marilyn monroe, math 1 Comment
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/21/2025 · 2 comments

I’m good at solving labyrinths. It only takes me a minotaur to.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, greek, minotaur, mythology 2 Comments
(15 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/21/2025 · No comments

How do epic poets hijack a ship? “Prepare to be bored dead.”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, crime, pirates, poetry Leave a comment
(15 votes, average: 4.87 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/12/2025 · 1 comment

Hisspanics are afraid of snakes.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, animals, ethnic groups, hispanics, phobias, reptiles, snakes 1 Comment
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/22/2025 · 1 comment

In Bangalore, many things are prohibited.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, bangalore, india, the law 1 Comment
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/11/2025 · 2 comments

Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, anatomy, languages 2 Comments
(12 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/31/2025 · 3 comments

Cowboys don’t roll joints. They tumble weed.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, cowboys, drugs 3 Comments
(21 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/29/2025 · No comments

Cannibalism is tough. It’s Doug eat Doug out there.

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(8 votes, average: 4.88 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/10/2025 · 3 comments

I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, chex, dyslexia, food and drink 3 Comments
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/10/2025 · No comments

Irritable Bowel Syndrome doesn’t entitle you to vacation, but you may take ‘time in loo’.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags All-Time Best Puns, bodily functions, diseases, poo jokes, the workplace Leave a comment
(10 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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