When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.
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cars
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SUVenirs
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A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
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Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
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I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
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The calligrapher hit by a car was wrotequill.
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My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
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There’s a lot of roads in Carpathia.
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Do BMWs run on assholine?
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Electric cars are silent by deaf ignition.