When I’m in Santiago, I drive everywhere. I love my Chile con car.
Pun of the Day
cars
Pun of the Day
Is it true that Jesus was sentenced to be run over by a Chrysler PT?
Yes, He was Cruiserfied.
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YOU AUTO KNOW
Dear Pun Gents, we need CAR HELP: Our current slogan is “Get the Car Help You Need.” We are an auto repair shop in Eugene, Oregon. ~Leni, Eugene, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- You Auto Know
- Get it, Ride Away
- The Not So Grim Repair [Grim Reaper]
- The Auto Body Experience
- Smoke a Sick Car [Smoke a cigar]
- Give an Engine, Take a Mile
- I Promise Oil Change!
- The Wheel Deal
- Roads From the Dead
- The Mechanic Mecca
- The Fix is In
- Get your Fix
Pun of the Day
What’s the heaviest car? Astone Martin
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BATON DOWN THE HATCHBACKS
Dear Pun Gents, We are running a big relay race. We will have two vans, and would like to have a name for each van that goes together. One van has guys, one has the gals. We are from Silverton, so would like something with Silver, but doesn’t have to be. The hosts love Star Wars. Thank you. ~Amanda, Silverton, OR
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
Some Star Wars-related suggestions
- Blue leader/red leader (not puns)
- Yodaman! + YodaLadyhoos
- Girls van: The Gal-lack-dick Empire + Boys van: The JarJar Dinks, or The Hand Solos
- Obi Van Kenobi + Jabba the Hatchback
- The Hard to Detours
- Anakin Goes
- The Lando Rovers
- Vanakins Skywalker
- The Death Cars
Silver-related suggestions
- Silverton is the new gold
- Team Ag47
- You’ve Got the Silver
- The Silverados
- Silversun Pickup Trucks
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AUNTIE CHRISTIE
Dear Pun Gents, I need some suggestions for a roller derby name. I’m a bit of a petrol-head who also likes murder mysteries. ~Karen, Scotland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Auntie Christie
- Rhoda Chopper
- Mustang Sally