After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
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cars
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Alanis Morrisette was so adamantly opposed to sheep being given the right to drive, that she wrote a song about it: Ewe, Auto, No!
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If you’re Hindu you should never let your mom drive. It’s bad karma.
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If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
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Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.
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I recovered my stolen car using the serial number and I feel VINdicated.
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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
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A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
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Go kart racing makes me dizzy. It gives me veer to go.