Hear about the clown-powered car? It runs on facile fools.
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cars
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Kim Kardashian made off with a stolen auto. When cops found her, there was copious junk in her trunk. And the rack was overloaded.
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Sweet Jeepsus!
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My Soviet-made car never worked. It had a Lada problems. It was a Lenin. It kept Stalin; I would always have to use my feet, and Trotsky to work – and that is total Bolshevik!
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Now that I’m a hotshot celebrity pastry chef, I drive a Studebaker
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My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
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I was so upset when I got a flat; I went on a tire aid.
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Car pouleting is for chickens.
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Escape from a moving transport truck? I can’t–I’m a freight.
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What’s the most frustrating thing for a dog in a car?
Parallel barking!