Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.
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Do breadmakers in training drive Studebakers?
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Decal-covered vehicles are signs of ad-vans civilization.
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I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.
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There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.
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Do stutterers drive a hiccup truck?
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Carsickness drives me queasy.
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There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
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When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

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GM recently shut down the popular SUV brand because it was Hummeraghing red ink.