I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
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I always get lost driving on New Year’s eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs.
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It was after destroying my car’s starter motor that I had a moment of wreck ignition.
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My expensive car got stuck in the mud. I know what you’re thinking: Porsche muck.
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Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?
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What’s the favourite car of movie stars? Leo drives Dicapriolet.
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Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
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We want to strike Accord with anyone who’s ever crashed their Honda.
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It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
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What’s the official flower of the USA?
Carnation.
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What kind of vehicle would a seahorse drive?
A Fjord Bronco!