Mike Myers is rumoured to be starring as a French donkey scatologist, in So I Married an Ass Merdereur
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Shining Happy People
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“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
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Is it true Michael J Fox did a documentary in the 1980s about starvation in Southeast Asia?
Yes, Faminy Thais.
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When MJ’s hair caught fire, was he a Jacko Lantern?
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To make math more sexy, be like Marilyn Monroe: Sum like it’s hot.
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NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
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Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.