After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
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After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.
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Which bacterial illness is often caught by celebrities?
A-listeriosis.
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Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
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Will a sex change operation affect your bowel movements?
Yes – you’ll get die-urethra.
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Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
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Canadians are alcoholics. They all belong to Eh Eh.
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Lepers love free software. Especially if it’s open sores.
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Which disease devastated Russia for centuries?
CZARS.
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The good Samaritan loved his neighbour a bit too freely. He contracted helpatitis.