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Pun of the Day
holidays
Puns on Demand
PRESENT ABSENCE
Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a mom replying to a kid when he complains about only four presents. ~Kate, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Cad’oh! [if you are French]
- Don’t make me box your ears.
- Sorry, that’s a wrap!
- Look who’s stocking now.
- Don’t act Wise Man with me. (Hey, Jesus only got three.)
- Do I detect a note of Presentment?
Puns on Demand
TIGER SILLIES
Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Stripe Search
- Orange Rover
- Claw of the Jungle
- Bigcatted Remarks
- Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
Puns on Demand
YOU + ME = VD
Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It was two heart to get you a present.
- For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
- And you thought I never card about you.
- I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
- Let’s have a hearty dinner
- You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
Themed Puns
St. Patrick’s Day Puns
Is a tester of Irish beers a Guinness pig?
What do you call an Irish terrorist? Ira.
They call everyone ‘Lynne’ in Ireland. Especially in Dub Lynne.
People in Ireland proudly wear their Celts.
What’s the big Irish university in California? Cel-Tech!
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patty’s Day? “Kiss me, I’m Irie!”
What’s a British soldier’s favourite snack? Lick-Irish.
What kind of coffee is served in IRA torture chambers? Irish Scream.
The Dubliner tried to quit drinking, but was Bailey able.
In Ireland do they have underclover cops?
Looking for an Irishman at Tiffany’s? Check the emerald aisle!
Two men accidentally ran over a Dubliner. They got out of the car, looked at the damage and one man said to the other, “Looks like you’ve got a flat Ire!”
There are few disputes in Ireland, because they are always a’green!