John Lennon was hungry, but he wouldn’t give pies a chance. He insisted on having a yellow submarine. Paul just said ‘Let it Brie.’
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Justin Timberlake’s concerts feature everything but the kitsch ‘N Sync.
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At first John Lennon refused to perform jingles for fast food ads, but then he decided to give pizza chants.
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I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
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ESL students enjoy the Baroque melodies of TOEFLmusik.
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My Stradivarius brand bike did not come with stopping devices. I had to install some to brake the cycle of violins.
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The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
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MidEast rappers? The legendary MC Hamir sang ‘Too Legit Tikrit‘.
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Many professional sculptors complain of extreme pain when listening to Clay Aiken.
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Milli Vanilli song about rock-climbing with Republicans in Germany: ‘Belay Mitt on the Rhine‘.