If they didn’t have Ringo, they’d have been the Beatless.
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There are a lot of belles at the pealer bar. You’ll always have a good chime.
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When I lent some Robert Smith CDs to my friend the soprano, it was as though I’d found The Cure for cantor.
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I lost the ability to sing! This situation is totally FEWBAR.
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Why was the soprano obsessed with songs that had both length and width?
Because she wanted to sing an area.
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Wasn’t there an oil rigger in that group, the Spillage People?
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People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.
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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
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Which hit single was potentially libellous? “Calumny Maybe.”
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I could never have predicted the success of Geddy Lee and Rush. But then again, I’m no progrocksticator.