What’s Phil Knight’s favourite music?
Sole.
Pun of the Day
music
Pun of the Day
In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
Pun of the Day
The most musical farts of the 20th century were from the Big Bang era. In fact, they were jazz-men scented.
Pun of the Day
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
Pun of the Day
There was a famous crooner who sang exclusively about peeing. He was quite the bladdeer. Some of his hits included:
- Urol Always On My Mind (duet with Urethra Franklin)
- Give Piss a Chance
- Looey Looey
- Yellow
- I Streamed a Dream
His name? Huddy Bedwetter .
Pun of the Day
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Pun of the Day
The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
Pun of the Day
Billy Idol tried to clean up his act, but then was accused of Mony laundering.
Pun of the Day
I’m going on a hip-hop vacation. I have tupac fa’ sure. But my suitcase is notoriously B.I.G. – it’s so Puffy! I better rap it up and Run to the DMV to get my car.