What song did Tom Jones write after misplacing his pet ungulate’s testicles?
“It’s Not a Gnu Jewel.”
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Only when the entire planet makes jokes about Billy Idol, will there be har mony.
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How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
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Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
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When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
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I won’t play music for my friend Monica. I don’t want to harm Monica.
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What’s a homeless musician’s favourite instrument?
‘obo.
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After Timberlake went to that famed Ukrainian watershed – he wrote ‘Crimea River‘.
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I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.