Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
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Man cannot live on bread alone?
Nonsense!
As the Beatles famously sang, ‘All You Need Is Loaf’.
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Madonna song about Facebook fatigue: Like Aversion.
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Was Ireland a hotbed of glam rock?
No, Shamrock.
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What’s a horse’s favourite Beatles song?
‘Hay Chewed.’
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Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
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Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
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Ritchie Valens song about terrorism: ‘Allah Bomba’.
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Only old people watch the Grammy Awards.
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How do you insulate your percussion instruments? With xylofoam.
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Did you know about P. Diddy’s record? He spent a few years in J-Lo. Then he left, because he didn’t want to be friends with Bennifers.