The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
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The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
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If the group included a garbage man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
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Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.
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What the maestro said when the orchestra player sneezed: “Bassoonteit!”
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Jesus’ favourite rock song? “Raze a Little Hell”.
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Writing a symphony is a draw note process.
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During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
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Relaxing music puts me in a calm position.