Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
I’m thinking of buying a cat. I’ve heard cats can be finicky. In fact, the pet store said that the cat that I want only eats religiously consecrated fish — from the superorder elopomorpha. Pretty weird. So… when I get that feline, I need sectual eelings?
Pun of the Day
Judge: “The defendant is accused of selling bootlegged copies of ‘Mony Mony’…”
Lawyer: “I object, your honour, this is Idol speculation!”
Pun of the Day
Sixteenth century musicians were often guilty of lute behaviour. And any who denied it was considered a lyre.
Pun of the Day
It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than Pearl Jam.
Pun of the Day
Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
Pun of the Day
People aren’t happy with music DRM laws against CD ripping and burning. There is a lot of disc content.
Pun of the Day
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.
Pun of the Day
The people of Helsinki have never been a fan of Schubert’s UnFinnish Symphony.
Pun of the Day
So many music stores are going out of business—because they are in the CD part of town.