Stephen Harper just gave Canada a kick in the arts.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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iPad? Should be ‘iPaid already’, for the iPod, the iTouch, and the iPhone. This one should be free!
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What did the captain of the Titanic say after hitting the iceberg?
“This doesn’t boat well.”
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Was the ranch hand who rode a mechanical bull playing cowboys and engines?
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What did the founder of Starbucks and Jesus have in common?
He brew religion.
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What’s the international language of single people?
Desperanto.
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Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
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Which US National Park could also be a slang greeting among Jews?
Yo’ Semite!
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I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.