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Pun of the Day

01/28/2025 · No comments

Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?

Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/06/2025 · No comments

Fat-free dairy products may promote healthy living, but yoga hurts.

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Pun of the Day

01/04/2025 · No comments

What’s the only thing more annoying than yuppie punsters? A: quipsters.

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/01/2024 · No comments

In the hipster Bible, Jesus says ‘Douche unto others’. This is actually in the Old Testament book of Doucheronomy.

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Pun of the Day

11/10/2024 · No comments

That Knight Rider show belongs in the annoyance Hall of Fame. That’s right – the Hassle HoF.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/30/2024 · 1 comment

Who is Lord of the Rings?

Rocky Bilboa!

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(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/27/2024 · No comments

What does Phil Knight say to pigeons?

“Shoe.”

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/14/2024 · 1 comment

Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/27/2024 · No comments

The pope pronounced his thoughts on the yo-yo dieting epidemic during the Fat-Again Council.

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Pun of the Day

05/20/2024 · No comments

How do you stop a catfight between supermodels?

“Alright, let’s vapid up!”

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